This is happening.
I was always glad I said that. It was the only compliment I ever paid him.
And that’s how I got a concussion
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
Now it teaches them that life’s not fair and everyone you love dies
or ends up on a beach in another dimension